You're A One, I'm A Zero by Red Light Bandits

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From the beginning of time there've been girls like you 
Not a dime a dozen, only a few 
Then there's guys like me, just regular dudes 
Who spend all their time gawking at you  

Oh, opposites don't attract 
That's a failed theorem    
Everything you want to know's 
In the binary system       

'Cause you're a one, and I'm a zero 
I'm the chump and you're the hero  
save me from inevitable peril 
You're much more attractive than me 
You are Leia, I'm the wookie 
I just crumble, you're a tough cookie 

Guys like me never score, you can tell that too 
So you give me a snare when I'm staring at you 
You're the cream of the crop, and I'm stuck like a weed  
I know you'll never pick a sapling like me 

Oh, opposites don't attract 
That's a failed theorem    
Everything you want to know's 
In the binary system       

'Cause you're a one and I'm a zero, 
I'm DeVito, you're De Niro, 
Except you are a female,   
I say "Oh" and you say "Aye" 
You make decisions and I get by, 
I'm glaucoma you're a sight for sore eyes 

Woah oh oh

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