Van by The Descendents

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Here in my van
I can beat my small cock
Fart on your face
Sleep on a loaf
Here in my can
I can piss in a cup
Scrounge for some change
Do what I want
I can lose

Here in my van
I can eat my small squid
Dance the can-can
With my feet in the air
Here in my can
I can play the Last tape
Play  my small uke
Write stupid songs
Like this one

Haven't slept in days, but that's OK.
Gonna let 'er eat
Cat pizza road apples coffee shun Vivarin
Have a little snack
Put in a quarter and play road rally
Driving sown the dark corridor
Fall asleep and wake up in another place

Here in my can
I can hate everyone
Wait for no girls to call me in the middle of the night
Here in my van
I can lose my small mind

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Harry <h3/MiX4gVw> 2018-05-08 10:51
Re: Stay!
I hope so too!
Jessiahbell <TL8XTs5UnY> 2018-05-05 22:23
I really hope this site stays online forever!
Jesse Luscious <Ol8Dj4cJA2> 2018-01-04 14:00
Re: Hello, world
Ha, I know, right? I've been on the Berkeley Rent Board as an elected...
Harry <h3/MiX4gVw> 2017-12-18 22:28
Re: Hello, world
Hey Jesse, thanks for stopping by! Can you believe that interview was 14...
Jesse Luscious <Ol8Dj4cJA2> 2017-12-14 16:14
Re: Hello, world
Stoked that this site is still here! It's been a minute for me. I've...

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