The Last Janelle by Screeching Weasel

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You dopes are all the same
And that's why I'm so ashamed
To be a part of what might be
Called the punk rock community
You take things way too seriously
Or else you take them too lightly
Post messages on AOL
But don't you dare fuck with Janelle
She's everything that you are not
She's not a girl, she is a thought
She's an idea or an ideal
That you won't ever get
So go play with your make believe internet friends
She's on a Greyhound bus
I ate a hairy coconut
I think I might have diverticulitis
Is there too much beer inside us
Ugly riot girls
Saying I don't know shit - it hurts
To know you care enough to send
The very shittiest, so gentlemen
And ladies have a seat
And allow me to repeat
That your stupid on-line world
And your stupid comments may well be justification for a beating
Where applicable
Not valid in Vermont
Void where prohibited
And shut your fucking mouth
Don't go to Easter Isle
And overpopulate
You'll destroy God's Spaceship Earth
Dilute dilute OK 

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